WAIT, WHAT?

 

This is Not Coffee.

 

But it tastes like it.

Feels like it.

Looks like it.

Hits like it.

Just without the crash, the jitters, or the 3 a.m. regrets.

 

 

So what is it?

 

A carefully crafted blend of natural, functional ingredients that delivers the ritual, the comfort, and the buzz of coffee — with zero caffeine, and none of its side effects.

It’s roasted roots, rich cacao, powerful mushrooms, and adaptogens, blended to taste like the real thing and feel even better.

 

 

Why?

 

Because we’re coffee people — but we’ve had enough of the rollercoaster.

  • Can’t sleep

  • Jittery nerves

  • Gut drama

  • 3-cup guilt

  • Energy highs… then lows

 

NOT COFFEE is the answer. It’s what you drink when you still want the pleasure, the taste, the focus — but also want to sleep well, stay balanced, and feel good in your body.


Yes, you can have five lattes a day.

No, it won’t wreck your night.

 

What’s inside?

 

Each ingredient plays a role — flavor and function, perfectly in sync.

 

Ingredient

Why it’s in the mix

Chicory & roasted dandelion

Deep roasted flavor, coffee-like base, naturally caffeine-free

Lion’s Mane mushroom

Sharpens focus, supports brain health, mental clarity

Chaga

Powerful antioxidant, immune support

Raw cacao

Smooth richness, natural mood boost, magnesium hit

Maca root

Gentle energy, hormone balance, daily stamina

Cinnamon, lucuma, vanilla

Sweet, warm, grounding – for taste and digestion

Himalayan salt

Balances flavor, replenishes minerals

 

Everything is 100% natural, organic, vegan, and clean. No additives. No nonsense.

 

 

How it feels:

 

  • Calm, sustained energy

  • Clear, focused thinking

  • A happy gut

  • No crash

  • Deep sleep when you need it

  • A real ritual you can enjoy anytime — no side effects, no second-guessing

 

 

Who it’s for:

 

People who love coffee, but don’t love what it does to them.

People who want to stay sharp without the chaos.

People who treat energy as a craft — not a crutch.

 

 

Bottom line?

 

This isn’t coffee.

It’s better.

Try it.

Love it.

Repeat.